For fucks sake man, it's a Ducati Forum, now go peddle your pish elsewhere you bad tempered lil man still might call to give you a Noogie though in summer
ok ok, chill, they is lovely garden ornaments. but I still aint cleaning mine. I will let the wind do that, or maybe get the new guy on it.
I wasn't cleaning them, it was only 16 degrees and fekkin' windy. I was shuffling them - Red out the garage into the bike room, Black (or is that brown) out of the kitchen into the garage, white (or is that multi coloured) out of the garage into the kitchen
aye, the wife does that too every now and then, just to mix it up a lil. I came back late one night last month to find a note on me comp, saying yer sleeping in the living room. I walked in only to find she had turned the house upside down. I cant see the bottom of our garden or the horses from down stairs. cow. I might buy another bike just to piss her off.
We bought a pile of rocks at the base of a volcano and built a house on it. The volcano you can see in the distance is 1/4 the size of the one we live on. At the back of the house there is a large slab of lava flow.
