So what have you done today..?

Grass strimming for me and a client today plus a bit of plumbing works

 

Fitted these: http://www.newragecycles.com/Ducati_Panigale_V4_Mirror_Block_Off_Turn_Signals_p/v4-mbo.htm

 

Good luck with the new shoes bradders.

 

He is Diane abbot....

 

Last night I nearly had my first ever threesome.



All I needed was two females

 

Had a test ride on a Royal Enfield Himalayan quite interesting very smooth bit of a bargain at £4k
Picked the grandson up from school on the Multistrada took him to KFC for something to eat the lad was made up and I'm now a cool grandad

 

Pamela Hand and your choice of any of her five daughters

 

Easy fix, Sit on both your hands till they go numb, then you can touch yourself all over and it will feel like someone else

 

Don't forget to be a Goth and paint your nails...

That way it looks like a girls hand

 

I didn’t like it, don’t expect an offer

 

I humped your pillow

 

Bought "Yorkshire Tea" as it's on special, getting delivered tomorrow. Not getting my hopes high.........

 

Put the old number back on the 998 having transferred MY52 DUC onto the Fila (Creamy can explain why that is relevant to the bike).

Now I need to sell some bikes (this being one - and in the best colour for a 998 too!!!!!) if only I had the time

 

It's much easier to buy than to sell the damn things

 

Yes, I can't even be arsed to prep it so for now it stays

 

Them butt plugs look weird dude

 

They are unused