So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. I used to know a guy from Newcastle who said Yorkshiremen tuck their shirts in their underpants.
     
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  2. Staff Nurse Jan, v. v. hot, berated me for not eating hospital food. I had people bringing me take aways and the like. She said I needed the protein, so I pointed to the half eaten bag of peanuts and she gave up.
    Later I asked her just what I'd done to my knee, so she hitched up her skirt, rested her foot on the bedframe and showed me on her own shapely, stocking clad kneecap. Thus did she revenge herself.
     
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