So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Should have been going to the Dog and Crook near Romsey for a bite to eat before doing the Christmas light walk at Hilliers but I've been either sat on the toilet or not been far away from it for most the day :( My bum reflex has let me know on several occasions that there's little prospect of that changing any time soon :sob: Andy
     
  2. …which was nice….
     
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  4. I’m on my third pair of clean underpants since 10am this morning and I’ve just emptied the contents of my stomach down the loo. I now suspect food poisoning as the cause for my distressing day. Andy
     
  5. Trying not to make you jealous, I've not had a :poop: since Sunday

    Although, i do feel one coming soon :joy:
     
  6. Do the words ‘too much information’ mean nothing to you? :laughing:
     
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  7. Been to the GB News Farage live show tonight in Chelmsford,
     
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  8. He wasn't hiding in the gallery then?
     
  9. He mentioned that briefly,
     
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  10. it's the flatulence that can be spectacular, I can think of two postop instances of this where I brought the house down. if you plan for it, you could try and do the 1812 overture or maybe William Tell?
     
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  11. Was it an enlightening and fulfilling experience?
     
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  12. I had some of that yesterday evening :joy:
     
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  13. Perhaps the last chance saloon before it all goes shite for future generations.............just maybe.
     
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  14. I enjoyed the evening first time I've been to a live show before, only problem was you couldn't sit in your chair with a drink and I had just bought a pint before it went live so it was a quick pint :yum
     
  15. Out with the old in with the new
     
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  16. Just deleted 59 bots (see attached) all usernames started with "1xbet" and all allegedly from the UAE. Cnuts.

    I'll now make a start on trying to fish out those that have got through the net so far today.

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  17. Just the 6 that got through...........all with a .pl email suffix but based in Bolivia. Cnuts.
     
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  18. Packing the van and loading the bike, then heading for sunny Surrey to stay over and then do a day's enduro training tomorrow. Hopefully it will be more successful than the last time I was there as that weekend started on a Friday night with me taking a wrong turn off the lane leading to the site, going cross country and getting lost in the pitch dark woods at midnight (all while towing a bike), proceeded via three mechanical breakdowns, two heavy crashes (one of which was on a borrowed bike) and one dislocated shoulder, before Sunday afternoon's grand finale of my dog having a diarrhoea attack inside my motorhome. The guy who runs the training told me last week that he has my number saved in his contacts as "Master of Disaster". :laughing:
     
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  19. Good luck
     
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  20. Are you really really cut out for this off road stuff. ???
    Please think long and hard. : unamused:

    :)
     
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