You mean you want to stuff your penis up her arse? Why not just say so, instead of these ridiculous euphemisms? Though i don't think that's a nice sentiment to express towards anyone really. :wink: [removes self-righteous hat]
I wouldn't smash them, more open then gently!:wink: once things are broken you can't play with them again.
Outrageous! Surely, El T was referring to making carpentry improvements to the tradesman's entrance of her residence? Oooops....is tradesman's entrance also a euphemism?
I'd be perfectly happy with the front door. But it's not something I'd say normally. Somethings are best left unsaid. We'll just take it as read!
I'd fuck her straight up the arse Glidd; she'd have to ride sidesaddle for at least a fortnight. Although I fail to see how this statement improves upon the euphamisms...
Shared an elevator with her in Bristol last year. I've had a crush on her for years. I got in the lift, smiled, and the went rather red faced. I have to say she is really pretty in person and more so than when she's on TV.
Okay guys can we try to avoid being overly graphic here. Okay, we get it, you fancy Mrs Perry and would like to spend an evening enjoying her company. Thats all you have to say Thanks
I'm no looker .. So can't really comment . However if just going by looks I think she's rather plain and generic looking. If I could swap my old bolloxed up body and stumpy legs for hers but keep my boobs then I'd be happy
I'm very glad to hear someone say that actually.. looks are not everything. shes pretty and nice looking. I am buggerd not got the looks or that something nor money ... Just bikes
