Away to Belfast to see a man about a dog. on my way, I will have a little talk to myself about improving my golf swing, the perils of the combustion engine, why I drink too much and why didn't I just take the quick bike.
Bollocks, this is the talk shite thread and that is bollocks - it's because they can't handle them now they are not allowed to kick the little bastards in the nads anymore - that's all they need