Nah. He would have bought it via a shell company domiciled in the Caymans which was itself a wholly owned subsidiary of a parent company set up in Bermuda, the profits of which are beneficially owned by a trust set up in the name of the MD’s infant son.
Me too. BoJo has a difficult task on his hands when he has promised everyone something from the Magic Money Tree which miraculously re-grew a couple of months before the election but the growth of which is going to suffer as the effects of Brexit bite.
Nah. He wouldn’t do it that way. Not least because Cayman banks don’t accept payment in guineas. This is how JRM intends to make a bob or two for himself and GB PLC
Add to that a large number of Limited Companies being forced to operate under PAYE and therefore no longer paying VAT to the exchequer - be careful what you wish for Sajid
However, if BoJob was to enter a 'Biggest cunt' competition he would only come 2nd as he's such a cunt he couldn't win it
Nah. He’d ensure victory by going around in a big boat with a slogan on the side promising that if they vote to leave the Pacific Ocean, each and every whale will get a Pexit bonus of 350 million tonnes of krill per year, or per day or per week, or whatever other figure he thinks the blow hole breathers who vote for him will believe.
