My mates girlfriend struggled with the concept of guerilla warfare on the basis that gorilla's never did anything to harm no one
The one on the left was done on Tuesday and the one on the right was done on a fridays afternoon How many links are there fin?
Some great entertainment can be had from shows like The Weakest Link/Pointless etc. Questioner: What was Hitler's first name? Contestant: Heil. Q: Name any UK Prime Minister since the Second World War. C: Bill Clinton. Q: Name any country that ends with two vowels. C: Paris. etc. etc. etc.
Im not joking when i say Jeremy Kyle i really mean Jeremey fucking Kyle. He could have an hour special episode dedicated to them.....this is what we (me and other half) have heard over the last year.... 1. She (the girlfriend decides shes a lezzer) moves out and shacks up with some munter working in McDonalds. 2. Auntie pays her to get out, leave, and buys her out of the mortgage. 3. She (the now ex-girlfriend/converted lezzer) blows the cash (20k) in about a month. On what ive not idea...didnt hear what it went on. 4. While in lezbian mode starts to sleep with the cousin again. 5. In the meantime the cousin shacks up with another woman. 6. Que a 3 way moving backward and forward of 3 of them between 2 houses. Sometimes all 3 in one house. Other lezzer having her own place i think.... The above is just what comes to mind, theres was loads of other stuff mixed in and additional to that...when we get the gossip its like your own personal episode of Eastenders (no ive never watched it). Now, in the middle of all of this is the 3 year old grunter, and a 14 year old daughter (and shes got a temper on her) - (yes from another previous get-together of the girlfriend from years ago). I cant help but feel sorry for the kids especially the little one as he's destined for a life of desperation and solitude...(and benefits). They are fucking stupid beyond belief. She (the girlfriend) reminds me of that cartoon strip in Viz "Tasha slappa" thats her...
Whilst serving in Germany back in the mid 80's, a wife of a friend whilst enjoying an evening drink on the balcony and looking up at the moon, asks, "is that the same moon we see in England?" quick as a flash her husband says , don't be silly, that's the German moon, she actually believed him and mentioned this fact in many following conversations. One another occasion, the same women, we were all attending a beer festival to celebrate the opening of a new Fire Station, (yep, Germans use any excuse for a beer festival,) all the new fire engines were lined up outside, and so I told her, the reason why the fire engines are outside is because they built the fire station too small and they wouldn't fit inside, she very proudly told everyone else she met that day, , bless her.
He's as thick as she is. He isn't able to explain to her the logic of the case, instead he just repeats himself. "Lemme get this straight yeah.." She sounds like she's from Essex and he sounds like he's from Norfolk. Mystery solved.
Thats pretty much our Alpine race track. We base ourselves in Chiniallon. Be there in June. Its a wonderful place. You lucky sod.
