Things That’s Make Me Poo

avoid the ones that contain dairy. go for a dhansak. v.v.nice.

 

Jesus f@cking Christ, Seriously?

 

Leeks really do affect some people.

 

Eating

 

Yeah you should see my roof!

 

@@@@ you !

 

Fuck me, I hate seeing @'s in a public forum.

 

Who do you think I am? Father Christmas?

 

Dunno never met you, you rotund, bearded, laughing, red-dressed, reindeer feeding, child scaring, annual retuning, winter freak show.. You.

 

Coffee

Cocaine

Milk

 

Must soon be time for the forum Thread of the Year poll.

 

Gets me every time




Old ones are often the best

Apart from prunes and figs not much

 

Well, you shouldn't keep putting your round on the slate...

 

Having my annual colonoscopy makes me poop, even more so as I was told by my doc I only ever need it every other year. So who is Geoff if my doctors name is Imran? and what is he doing up my poopa?

 

Fairy liquid.

 

Show us a pointless thread they makes me angrier than finm

 

You need better quality, my narga vindy is still in there and will thadunk out laters. So glad right now that I bought another to warm up today

 

DQ.