Things That Are Just Plain Wrong

Filling up on my driveway would be great. Then I’d just shout at the wife when she doesn’t plug it in and wonders why it’s dead (like she does with her phone, constantly)

 

Yum yum, mechanically recovered meat, just off to gregs

 

Minced face.........Excellent.

 

I eat vegetables

 

99% of the answers to this thread.

Off topic is an understatement

 

Things that are just plain wrong...…………..

Mixing Sweet and savory foods. For example:
Raisins in curry
Nuts in salad
Pineapple on pizza
Duck and Orange/Plum etc.

The only, possible, exception is gammon and pineapple.

 

This (post) is possibly one of the wrongest things we have seen in the thread to date.

Raisins must be in curry. To omit them is beyond Spartan madness, it is practically Indy.

Pine nuts in salad is proof that there is a Creator and that he loves us.

Your reference to pineapple on pizza is bogus, there is no such thing. It is nothing more than a red herring, a delicious, sweet, red herring.

 

We have tests where I work for people like you. When we have analysed the results we show the patents to one of two doors - depending on the results. One takes them back to the reception and waiting area and the other....well, nobody actually knows where the other door leads to. We sent a work experience guy in there last year and he hasn't returned yet!!

I agree with the front's policy on fruit segregation.

 

Noooo! You have all been brain washed.

On curry you have thinly diced raw onion or onion and cucumber
On turkey you need something with herbs so a nice pork and sage stuffing
On pork you need English mustard or horseradish sauce.

Keep mangos for ice cream or yogurt
Cranberrys have no place in the fruit bowl, let alone with something savory
Apple sauce is for weening kids off milk.

You know it makes sense!!

 

I want to work where you work. I'll let you know when I start.

 

I think Slowhand is angry and lashing out.

Think I'll make him one of my peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, perk him up a bit.

 

First para - That made me gag
Second para - not proven by NICE, Zoopla, the Home Office (now that's an interesting place to walk around) nor Oxbridge.
Third para - Someone is going to break ranks and back me......someone!

Peanut better sandwich is fine but jelly is either cuddling a porkpie, cuddling a stewed eel or fruit flavored; but not on the same plate.

 

Think he's gonna like it!

 

I LOVE good chicken sausages.

 

Have you been listening to @Ducbird ?

Not saying you are wrong but did DB make you say this?

 

I never listen to women. Only men with beards or axes.

 

You’re a pork wing.

 

dont sound to bad tbh, add a bit of lee and perrins. sorted