Things That Are Just Plain Wrong

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by noobie, Jun 3, 2018.

  1. I am now officially sulking. :pensive:
     
  2. Sandwich, SlowHand?

    Thinking of maybe ham & chocolate sprinkles?
     
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  3. I'm Sparticus
     
  4. :yum Mmmmmmmm, pork wings, my favourite. :yum

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  5. Stay in a hotel in Malaysia and chicken sausages are the only choice at breakfast with beef bacon
    They put cheese in the middle of the chicken sausages sometimes very tasty
    So it was chicken sausages and noodles most days
     
  6. God all of that is so good!
     
  7. Beef bacon? wtf? Next we will be having people who do not like alcohol but then buy a beer looking and tasting drink, get a coke you freaks
     
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  8. I’m with you on that one.
     
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  9. Q: Would sir care for some beef bacon?
    A: Oh yeah, I'll have a big plateful of fucking lie. Actually, no, fuck off.

    True story!
     
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  10. When you visit a Muslim country you have to follow their rules
    Hang on a minute think I'm back to square one
     
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  11. Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich mmmmm
     
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  12. Sad Bmw riders who dress themselves and their bikes up as motorway cops.

    Just got back from a great ride,only to catch a tailback on the last stretch of motorway home,why? Because some Poncherello wannabe sat there at 68mph and nobody overtaking him until they realise he was just a normal Joe. Knob.
    Rant over.
     
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  13. Got my chicken sausages on the go :)
     
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  14. They do chicken sausages in Singapore as well.i love that place
     
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  15. Kraft Foods, an American company that bought Heinz in 2015, have announced today that it is considering changing the "Heinz Salad Cream" name so if you wanted Heinz salad cream from September , you may need to be looking for "Heinz Sandwich cream". Rascals
     
  16. Just told the wife and she’s spitting feathers :joy:

    Can’t stand the stuff myself
     
  17. Love the stuff, I have a big bottle in the fridge at the moment and had some on salad last night. Not happy with the name change, I have difficulty knowing the difference between Nestle's and Nestlé.
     
  18. It used to be called sandwich spread and changed it to salad cream

    We only use it in sandwiches here
     
  19. I thought Sandwich Spread came in a jar and had chunks in it. Tasted like sick, and as gross as it sounds, was quite nice?

    Salad Cream goes great in a sarnie too. I often have a Leerdammer cheese, ham and a dollop of salad creme sarnie.
     
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  20. I don't like the stuff. It overpowers and its all you can taste.

    I don't know if food has improved in the Army but a few years ago you could always spot an ex squaddie no matter what he ate it was always drowned in Brown or Red sauce or both. Salad Cream serves the same purpose
     
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