Things That Are Just Plain Wrong

Not at Crimbo. Cold cuts, cheese, fresh bread and enough pickles to make your guts rot makes a great Christmas day tea.

 

Served separately, obviously.

 

Piccalilli, ketchup, salad cream, chutney, pickle... all wrong.

Brown sauce, chilli sauce & Mayo (Hellmans, not Heinz). The only acceptable ones.

*burger sauce if pissed up and in a kebab shop

 

I’d rather go love Island than to those poncey places.

 

You are both bad men, you know you can't mix sweet and savory

 

*Wish Granted*
















Had you worried.

 

Bristol. Too poncey as well. Now it’s full of hipsters.

 

That has to be a wind up! Cheesy cake....................

 

Nothing wrong with that. Fruitcake and crumbly cheese were made for each other.
Don't tell ET or Exige but I prefer Lancashire cheese to Wenslydale. More of a tang to it. Shhh .

 

Mmmmmmmm.....weirdo.