pity, cos i'm available. anyway. that me home and all there is is one scabby looking precooked tattie sitting in the micro. Cow.
part of the reason im gunna share a room with @Not Carl Fogarty .. not only does he not snore, but apparently he has no penis....
i dont like chocolate.... and even if i did, i need a few fillings so cant eat sweets at the min.. that reminds me, i must call the dentist tomorrow... but you are right, im a miserable fuck... i used to be a good fuck but im so unfit these days its shocking...
tonight ive just had a smoothie as i cannot be arsed cooking... i made a load of buttered chicken and lamb rogan josh last night but i cant be arsed eating either... i like a smoothie as i feel healthy for having em.... but i wont be trying the red wine and double cream one again... i feel a lil ill...
Hot smoked salmon and squid risotto followed by chocolate and cherry delice and a Jack Daniel's. Well it is my birthday Andy