Uk Person/s £170,000,000 Lottery Win.

Weve always said "if you win the lottery" pay the chairman to fire your boss and then follow up with.... and ill give you an extra 100k to physically kick him up the arse on the way out the door..."

 

You are now on a list at Cheltenham

 

Hi dad how’s it going?

 

Changed that for you

 

You get the wife you deserve

 

or can afford.

 

Funny that as I am on a list to be in a Cheltenham hospital on Tuesday lol

 

Mmm, mine has been very reasonable, like winning the lottery I guess. Probably have to sell all my bikes if I wanted another

 

I'd have my wife all around the world.................looking for me.

 

why not just rely on yer good looks, charm and wit to secure another?
oh, I think I see the problem here.

 

I only need my charm, you on the other hand is fooked

 

correct. if only you could remember where you left it.

 

It never deserts me as well you know

 

aye, yer no the worst.

 

I heard you have had more women than I have

 

1 and a half

 

A half?

have we shared one?

 

unlike you're speling

 

your




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