In my humble opinion I think Valentine’s Day is a complete pile of poodle... Why? I hear you cry from around the Country, well, if you really luv someone you don’t just tell em on one day of the year, you tell em everyday! I make a point of telling my DUCATI everyday without fail how much I luv it and sometimes multiple times too.. Too boot it never asks for anything in return either, a good long ride now and then is normally suffice... x
Maybe a nice dinner at home and then a bath for two with a really cool bath bomb and some wine...then go to bed...and get a good night's rest!
Years ago she had a Shogun. I bought her chrome side steps & a Momo steering wheel. I was so chuffed when she saw them & then. Nothing a face like a slapped arse. Never lived it down.
I bought the wife a stupid expensive box of chocolates and a makeup mirror that's double sided with different magnification that lights up. Will get flowers and bubbles too
My mom has a shower in a huge bathroom. Her roomy apartment was built for handicapped people (fortunately she is not handicapped).She is the envy of her friends but she misses having a bathtub. She does not miss some of the gifts my dad gave her years ago for special occasions such as a vacuum, CB radio and a red pleather suit. Those are long gone (he also passed away). She does still have a diamond ring he gave her when he finally got a clue in his final years. Wears it everyday.
Worst one I had was the gf at the time came home, opened the door and saw, red rose petals going from the front door to the dinning room, candles and a lovely meal cooked on the table, some chablis, same rose petals going up the stairs to a bath with body shop aloe vera oils and floating candles and then more petals leading to the bed. To be honest, she could suck start a harley through a mcdonalds straw so I thought I'd nailed it and would probably be very sore but smiling a lot the next morning. The minute she walked through the door the first thing she said was, "whose made this fucking mess all over my new carpet" at first I thought it was a wind up but no. She went to the table for dinner and complained "I had cooked too much so some would end up in the bin". By now I was starting to think I might get her foot on me plums and not her gums. Then as she rants she's going up for a shower as she has had a right shitty day I heard " wtf, why have you used oils in the bath, you know it takes longer to clean?" It was at this point I panicked as I remembered I had left a tube of ky under her pillow so ran upstairs to get rid before she shoved something up my arse with the aforementioned ky. I tend to stay in touch with my ex wives and partners, surprisingly not this lady.
Every year on Valentines Day I try to give my missus 6", but she won't even let me do it once, let alone twice.
I’m shite at this stuff but I do try to make an effort - a happy wife is a happy life and all that... Working away most of the time doesn’t make things easy and it’s difficukt to do something different every year so any ideas are always appreciated.
A nice customised card, white Belgium chocolates and a box red silk roses the a meal in our local Italian restaurant.... easy. .... and shopping in New York.. Hope this helps.
