Had forgotten all about how funny viz could be. Just got a tenner gift for wh smith. Guess what I'm buying
I loved Viz in the 90s. I was wondering if it hadn't got past its sell-by date, but quite possibly not. What is certain is that my sense of humour is still just as infantile as it always was.
I must pick up a copy to see if my sons have a proper sense of humour..... DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.
There's a really funny character in Viz called "Roger Bird" the sex-pest. Oh no, sorry, he's not in Viz, he's in UKIP. So easy to confuse them.
I have a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus that I read whilst taking a shit. Never fails to make me laugh out loud. Every man's toilet should have one.
