What Are You Doing This Weekend?

Carrying on with the engine teardown and meeting up with fellow pregnant couples on our "how not to hurt your new baby" course

 

Would be appreciated fella - go for a blatt round while you up here, may even light bbq as I didn’t poison anyone last weekend

 

Cool! I'm definitely having a lil lay in but could get up to yours bout midday if that's a good time

 

You could teach em how not to hurt ya engine maybe? Bit of cross culture education.

 

Sat or Sun ? Might go out with gun Sunday

 

Antenatal classes in the bike shed

 

I like guns!!!! Up to you bud, I've nothing planned at all.. maybe better tomorrow so as to leave ya shooting day free

 

Spot on mate I’ll be back from barbers by mid day

 

End of a friendship then.
What a shame.

 

Going up he John Radcliffe on the husaberg to see the mrs, take her some grapes and Lucozade then eat and drink the lot.
Get back in time for a blast on the pani

 

cool..
Shall I bring the 620 or 900? Lol... I better bring the 900....

 

620 or 900? Are they the measurements of your two strap ons chiz? In mm or inches or feet?

 

This weekend I shall be mostly drinking ale.

 

You are the dildo man, what you think?

 

Well I’ll be using 1098

 

Not on me ya won't!!! That sounds big!!!

 

Can bring my 1199 if your feeling brave

 

1199? You best be bringing hard liquor as well!!!

 

3 bottles of absinthe, some rohipnol and a kilo of coke.
Standard night out really

 

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