Electric Mutley with permanent fitted panniers for all those laptop batteries. (Keeps em cool in the breeze)
Knowing Ducati, a new V4 superbike to replace Panigale. Just to piss off everyone on the current one...
Whilst I'm sure Ducati are having a bit of a laugh, might that put off potential buyers with cash to spend now? Do the Italians even recognise April 1st? EDIT: Turns out they do: https://italyexplained.com/put-a-fish-on-it-april-fools-day-in-italy/ Put a fish on it?