What Lap Will Crutchlow Crash In?

So.......

 

Hide, he's drunk........again.........

 

Just get it on twitter - some motor racing hack last year put up a pic of "cal's new clocks" which has "Crash Now" on the display.... that touched a nerve...especially from yours truly....personally I'm backing him all the way to the 7th

 

And I'd genuinely be ecstatic if he did

 

So.......when is awaiting???//-

 

Finish in 5th place

 

Desperate For a last cup of tea, or as they say in Coventry, A kipper tie, he starts the warm up lap riding one handed with a large mug of tea in the other hand. unfortunately a moment of cal madness sees him highside his cuppa and ends up with steaming hot tea in the crutch low area of his leathers, this causes him to retire claiming a bottom end issue and a severe case of Typhoo fever even though we’re in Qatar, not, Thailand..

 

Apparently he's mates with Mark Cavendish, both hard as nails.
Cav had another crash yesterday in the Milan San Remo race and broke a rib ........ He was already riding with a broken rib from a crash a couple of weeks ago !

 

Warm up lap?

 

Shocking,Noods!Coventry is NOT,I repeat,NOT Birmingham. Kipper tie,indeed!

 

Ha, sorry mte.... but then, B’ham is but a mere Jimmy Hill or two up the road ... x

 

He's just binned it in this morning's warm up session.

 

And down he goes .......






Up and walking away which is good.

 

Turn 1 of warm up

 

Will it be just the one crash this year - came off twice last year

 

Ok, so the race is about to start and they just played an interview in which Crutchlow said he was disappointed not to be front row, his pace is very good and we’re in for an exciting race.

Based on that, lap 11 from 4th

 

He binned it in the morning session, hysterical.

 

Knew he would finish.

 

We all did.

 

For all u non believers, OK not a podium but close