What Presents Did Santa Bring This Year?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Dec 25, 2019.

  1. I had a plug in warming mat with massaging
    A new bag with girly bits in
    2 jigsaws
    2 bracelets
    Slippers
    Candles
    Chocolates
    Diary
    Pen
    And.......

    A BIN!!!!! I kid you not photo later :)
     
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  2. There we go :heart_eyes:

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  3. Red chiz red
     
  4. Is there a spare seat available, David
     
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  5. I got a new Heated comfort seat from Shad in Spain , for my cold fat Southern Arse. Now I'll have a nice comfortable and warm touché while working in winter.
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  6. A new flat cap and one of these






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    The girlf got me this ^^^

    The kids got me after shave type stuff.

    My brothers and I agreed to not exchange gifts this year as it’s become a standing joke that every year I miss the last Xmas post and so their gifts arrive in around the 3rd week of January, while they (and my dad) buy me Next gift vouchers for every Xmas and bday which I nearly always forget to use. A few years ago I cashed in so many accumulated Next vouchers at the same time that I thought it might cause a run on their share price.

    Not sure what my dad got me as the unopened envelope is buried in a box somewhere as I moved house on Xmas Eve. If I had to take a guess however, I’m going to go with “Next vouchers”.

    In addition to those gifts, two different car insurance companies, namely Just/Carole Nash and (given that they have none) the ironically named “Principle”, gave me incompetence and dishonesty. As did EE mobile broadband and Apple.
     
    #69 Zhed46, Dec 31, 2019
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2019
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