What Wouldn't Surprise You ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. big bollox 32 mins and i still haven't got a comeback for you or braders.
    don't respond i already know what yer next one's gonna be
     
  2. Nothing wrong with a good leek, I'm quite happy to cut the Severn bridge off and we'll keep our new race track all to ourselves :Finger:

    Hope I don't have to eat the racetrack comment ;)
     
  3. And you can pay for it all when you declare UDI like the Scottish are going to.
     
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  4. Richard 1200 being Mary Whitehouse's secret son
     
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  5. Fund it, build it, cut off Severn bridge in that order, we taffs are not as stupid as we look
     
  6. Great. You can cut off the Severn bridge right away. That'll reduce welsh tax revenues by 50% right away :)
     
  7. You referring to the £6.40 tax you have to pay to get into Wales? They wouldn't make much charging to go the other way after all:)
     
  8. And when you close the bridge your revenues will fall. Job jobbed.

    At least the jocks have oil. To fry their mars bars with. :)
     
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  9. We have leeks, millions of them and gas apparently if fracking ever takes off.

    I am actually pro gb, and don't personally see any benefits of being independent
     
  10. That despite all the polling data, it will be a landslide result for Scotland to stay part of the UK
     
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  11. if the world came to an end sudde
     
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  12. I wouldn't be surprised if Ducati ever won a MotoGP again :p
     
  13. If the Scots go independent, the price of Irn Bru will rocket
     
  14. Only in England. The English (and welsh) government will subject it to an import tax :)
     
  15. If it gets dark before tomorrow morning.
     
  16. If tucking your jumper in your trousers never came back in fashion
     
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  17. We used to laugh at our history master when he did this. In 1972.
    So I suspect you're right.
     
  18. When Clarkson runs for political office :)
     
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  19. that'll be for UKIP I take it.
     
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