You know what else wouldn't surprise me? A serious punch-up, or several of them, occurring at my customer's office. It's the women, you see. I see them walking up and down the main corridor and when some of them meet, they practically shove each other out of way to get past each other. There's no fifty-fifty sidestep, one of them has to duck out of the way or there will be a collision. I cannot imagine men behaving that way in an office environment - we'd kill each other. There's always a fifty-fifty sidestep. The women though - absolutely diabolical manners. What's that about?
laughter isn't the best medicine - it comes nowhere near the efficacy of "Louse Powder" when it comes to curing crabs