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Will The Real Top Gear Please Stand Up?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by noobie, Jun 2, 2018.

  1. So does he
     
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  2. I’m with you Kirky. He does a great job & the dude can ride too. Remember him thrashing a Panigale round Italy once & off-roading an electric scrambler. Didn’t get too much off that in the old TG days
     
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  4. He only has one oval one in the middle of his face :eyes:
     
  5. Jodie :heart_eyes:
     
  6. It'd be unwatchable, plus he'd never show up... and when he did he'd be unwashed. And he'd demand too much money. It'd be a huge high-profile signing, followed by a slide into oblivion.

    Then he'd slag Top Gear off... ("it's not a proper car programme is it? Not a proper car programme, no, not really... it's like shire horses, do you know that shire horses can't jump? Is that right? Pre industrial revolution they were the boys, but no not now. Sorry, what was the question? Nice one, thanks for the support. Go away.")
     
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