Try these: “Time is what keeps everything from happening at once” “Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich”
Deepak Chopra avoids this one, at least in public: ”There’s good money to be made affirming the pre-existing lifestyles of your suckers.”
"Stay out of the black, and in the red. There's nothing in this game for two in a bed". The wisdom of Jim Bowen...
Natural = anything I find comfortable, usual and acceptable; Unnatural = anything I find odd, uncomfortable, icky or disturbing; Normal = me; Abnormal = you; Paranormal = anything I don’t really understand.