I had a wooden bike once... Wooden wheels, wooden frame, wooden bodywork and a wooden engine. The problem was, it wooden go !
I now wish i'd taken a pic of bike at Boxhill yesterday (perhaps Stuart did) as would be an 'apt' reply
Poor 'sap', he was 'bole' enough to 'post' it and 'knot' for the first time, he's been 'twigged'........'withy' here, someone could 'whip' his 'trunks' 'down.
Wooden like to ride it though, folk wood think you're bark-ing mad and just imagine what it wood do your Horse chestnuts? do you call him Douglas?
Fir f**k sake, and Holly sh*t Barmbyduke - I expected better from an Elder member like Yew ! Actually I found it on the Beech, someone was Rowan it ashore...