World Cup

Germany out!

 

When they said 6mins extra time I literally turned over to watch something else as I knew Germany had it in the bag.

Turned over just in time to see SK score their second? WTF?

German ref will keep injury time going though as long as it takes.

 

Wait. What?

What happens now? Do the Germans go through to the next round anyway?

 

Nein

 

Only if it’s in Poland....

 

I'm not usually vindictive but I am ashamed to say, the sight of that cheating little shit Thomas Muller looking less than happy has made my day.

And yes, I am unusually vindictive.

 

Astonishing England-like performance this time around!
Maybe it's our year then?

 

Germany did everything except score. So yes, a very English performance.

 

Haha. Up yours Germany.

I'm off to buy the biggest Samsung TV I can find.

Yippee!!

 

Dude!!! Good one!!! I've not laughed this much in ages!!!

 

We will still get knocked out by Germany on penalties. Mark my words.

 

Sauerkraut!

The fantastic news is that England won't be knocked out on penalties by Germany

 

Presumably we can't mention the Var?

 

Pictures have just been released of the German team train leaving for home.