you guys have had it really rough! where i lives quite posh (i live in the worst part of an expensive area), so we dont tend to get too much crap, but ive been there.\Iused to live in Reading and my neck door neighbour had basically an open house. People in all the time, all hours, music on constantly. Often he wouldnt even be at home but would have a house full of scumbags. We lived in a very nice Edwardian semi converted into flats, he lived in the adjoining property but owned the entire thing. He was also our landlord and owned 72 properties in the area. I was going round the all the time..every night..i even walked to the Police station as it wasnt that far away.. This one night it was unbareable..i went round there,,it was about 3.30am...some pissed up slag who looked like Amy Winehouse opened the door and started screamin in our faces with powdery snot running down her deviated septum...then the big fat lard arse landlord came down the stairs in fkn red and purple kimono brandishing a rifle!! Not a shotgun, or an airpistol, but a fkn rifle....he was putting a bullet in it and slag bag was yelling..'gyon, feggin shootum'... the old bill did NOTHING and said that he had a license for the gun. I complained to the agency and we got our deposits back and eventually i moved to Shittingham... I wasnt done though. 3 months later i drove back to reading and his green Jag XKR was on the drive and i sabotaged it..suffice to say that if it had made it to the end of the street (quite possible), its engine would have been beyond repair...then there was the dogshit through the letter box...but thats easily sorted. Got away with that one quite nicely too..It was fun, but not as much fun as getting even with Mr.Clutch (who are now out of business)...another time
I have very nice neighbours we all look out for each other but keep ourselves to ourselves. My neighbour on one side has an elderly dog who now has separation anxiety he howls constant till she comes back. I let her know along with a couple of other neighbours. She now takes him with her mostly when she can. So sometimes is bearable
Why people want to keep something that barks,shits and stinks is beyond me. But horses for courses I spose. If you cant stand the thing feed it full of chocolate ,that'll poison the mangy cur,and you can always plead ignorance if your caught, (sorry m'lud I thought I was giving it a treat). Yep nothing wose than living next to the fat family and their mutt. Vicky Pollards to em.
The cow next door reported my bikes for noise ... that didn't work as I pointed out she had bikes both sides. I wasn't making a noise. she told the people the otherside and the police I was a drug addict !!! she was leaving her kid to scream and scream while she sat in the room then started screaming back at the child wtf? ive moved my bedroom round a few times to try and get away from the row. so she moved the kids bed directly up against the wall my bed was then kept leaving her to scream or screaming back. shouting to her mum.. We are talking about a 42 year old woman not a kid. her car shits outside our kitchen door .. Then I didvthe front garden it shit all over it it has the runs all the time. She stood watching me clean it up smirking. Eventually I told her to keep it down... she held her kid in front of her and went for me.. swearing and being aggressive. my instinct was to punch her in the face .. But I knew that's what she was trying to get me to do. i called the police. I managed to proof I was not a junky or making lots of noise. then she started putting notes through my door. If she died or I thought something had happened come and check . after the second one I knew I was dealing with a nutter. She kept vanishing up the road into this house. sunday morning bang bang bang. ... Someone had reported my my children for vandalising gardens and backs of houses. 1. My boys don't play out in the road ever! the police asked where they where? I said at their dads why? they then said asked since when I told them been away all weekend . the police said sorry .. And that it couldn't have been my two as they where not there when it happened! the said sorry .. Turned out one knew me anyway! I caught her going into the house was her mates house!!! She got caught out badly .. as for the cat it's cost £59 to keep it away from kitchen and front.. So it did it all over the lawn!!!!! now I throw all the cat mess in her garden! still got screaming chucky kid 4am 5 am. 6. An
Why are so many people such inconsiderate bastards? I used to live in a semi detached house which backed onto some flats. We had some trees in the garden and kids used to throw knives at squirrels in the trees (or maybe even at us, who knows), it was really dangerous being in the garden. There was also a guy who played reggae music so loud we could hear it over our telly. Thankfully he was evicted (drugs related offences). Then, we had someone new moving into our adjoining semi. He had his telly on so loud, we could not hear ours, and when he mowed the lawn, he had all his windows open and played music at full volume so he could still hear it. When I asked him to turn the volume down, he told me to fuck off and stop being such a wanker. Thankfully, we have moved away and our current neighbours are OK? There are a lot,of really nice people in the world, but there are unfortunately a shitload of bad 'uns.
Yep I got why don't you F off blah blah blah!!! the woman's supposed to be a educated 42 year old! she waddled up to me and asked when do babies walk ?! she left her kid in the car with all the doors open and went inside minus child. we kept watch on the little one.. she then ran back ten mins later shouting grabbed her child and went in. totally forgotten her! leaves her car seat in the road and forgets its there all night. screams at people if she can't park outside my house "I've got a right to park there , I've got a child you know!!! I have to have a fan on all night or low music to drown out her row.
I used to wear headphones to try to sleep. Why can't we have "quiet neighbourhoods" where residents sign a charter to say they will not cause a nuisance, and if they do, they can get removed?
Never, ever ceases to amaze me how fookin' inconsiderate much of the human race really is... I've suffered in the past with shit neighbours, shit dogs and loud music either late at night or early in the am, it really can make life miserable and unbearable. I genuinely hope those that are suffering get it sorted.
We used to have some scrotebags living next door who used to party all night nearly every night of the week. They didn't work and got money from the government so it used to piss me off even more when I had to go to work knackered from lack of sleep while they could sleep in all day. I used to put my speakers against the wall and put a CD in on loop and go to work as revenge. It made me feel better when they used to bang on the wall in the morning when they was trying to sleep. Well the girl next door was out of a home for stabbing some one and her bf was just out of prison for drugs gbh and stealing cars so they was a right pair and there mates was just as nice too The police wouldn't even come round unless I threatened to do something myself so it went on for over a year until her boyfriend smashed the windows one night and she didn't want to live there because of the boarded up windows. If I have only knew that earlier now my neighbours are nice quiet and polite people. And I would pay a subscription to keep it that way
Someone once said that the biggest luxury in the world is space. I figured that out many years ago. Re loud reggae music: my brother once lived in Harlesden. Not a good place to live if you don't like reggae. We were kept abreast of the latest sounds until late at night from a house quite a long way down the road. But that was OK. We were both reggae fans.
That is OK if you can influence when the music is played and the volume. i don't understand why for some people, such a loud volume is necessary. tossers.
I'm not sure you can do either of those things in Harlesden if you're white. I certainly wouldn't have attempted it.
Has any one got a bazooka , agent Orange , cyanide or napalm bomb in the garage please I can borrow??? Next door and her mother both there which means all night il get "mum!!!!" Because she can't get her lazy arse out of bed to tend to her child ... It means radio crap at 5 am the shipping news the pips at 5 am .. Grizzling kid has started as has then talking sorry shouting ... I don't get angry often nor do I feel hate much I'm a peaceful soul. But after 3 years of this bollox I just want to nuke them off this planet for the anxiety they cause me . I have actually had to get a room for the odd night to try and sleep and destress. I can t move at the moment , I think at bedtime I may just leave my music on...
She's 42 ffs!!!! Worryingly looks after people????? She can't look after a child ! Screaming back at a child mimicking their crying at 3am !! Because she doesn't know what to do. Also some note. About if anything happens to me through my door I wish she would slit her wrists and do the world a big favour !
And farts. The reason is, that they are true friends. They actually like you, fairly unconditionally, and I don't think it's just the food. There's not a whole lot of people you can say that about.
