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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Never did drugs, too busy spending my money on houses, bikes and cars......
    Have I missed out?
    Hated the ones the NHS filled me with... yuck.


    If I've got money when I retire I might try them then.
     
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  2. Dude everything is a drug. Getting a like on this forum is a drug. Some just take different roads, some buy bikes, some drink, some take drugs, some buy watches, some buy a Porsche, they are just hairdressers though, then it's to the jets and bits, It's all related to the drug. We should all accept that. More money, more expensive drug.

    I just want to be a hippy and fanny around.
     
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  3. Had my nails done and had a drive in this
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  4. Alright, on those grounds I'll grant you a pardon alleged dutch person. :upyeah:
     
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  5. I amaze myself some days :)
     
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  6. I asked the wife what she wanted for Xmas this morning and she told me - "a 42 inch Phillips".


    Where the fuck am I going to get a screwdriver that big?
     
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  7. WARNING!

    There's a link going around which says "Click to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track"

    Whatever you do don't click on it, - it's actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track.
     
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  8. I was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in ASDA

    The Police Officer said, "You are being charged with stealing two bottles of wine"

    I said, "You can't charge me for stealing two bottles"...

    Officer, "Why not"?

    "It was buy one get one free"
     
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  9. Just checked my bank account to find HMRC have credited it with a £72 tax rebate. Thank you very much :D Andy
     
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  10. I'm off to a Xmas lunch in half an hour.
     
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  11. Seriously, you know what I mean.
    Never felt the rush of the Opiates..... the out of your skull on MDMA....
    Had some very strange mushrooms in a New York restaurant once.... I think the chef added his stash to our meal..... the taxi door melted and we got back to the hotel in 2 seconds... Mrs felt the same.... very Matrix like.
     
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  12. Met dad this morning and caught a break. Today, no picking of his nose, no pulling his nose hair out or his ear hair, no testing every version of a burp whilst I was eating my breakfast.

    Instead whilst eating my breakfast, he scratches his head then says to me, look at this scab I just picked off, it's got hair in it!

    I am convinced he does all these things when I am eating on purpose, so my new years resolution is to build a garage in memory of dad, who will be buried in the concrete slab the shed will rest on.
     
  13. Some trip that :joy: although scary if someone had intentionally drugged your meal. Maybe he fancied ya :worried:
     
  14. And the estate agent who valued my house yesterday was called...................


    Max Rogers

    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
     
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  15. Photoshoot for me and you:upyeah: DSCN5235[1].JPG
     
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  16. Delivered a coffin from Hackney to Darlington, one of my more unusual jobs must admit, basically an undertaker purchasing off another undertaker.

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